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- March 27, 2024, 09:22:33 PM
- Forum: Writers Workshop
- Topic: Writers Parasite [Contains Adult Language & Situations]
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Good to hear Homer. A reality show on Discovery regarding jet boats and fishing. Fucking fantastic. Best of luck and show the drone people how it is done, even piss off some enviro whackos to boot by clubbing the bass on the head with a stick. * Clubbing A club is a versatile tool. It has been used ...
- March 26, 2024, 10:20:25 PM
- Forum: Writers Workshop
- Topic: Writers Parasite [Contains Adult Language & Situations]
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"Oh my. You're inspired tonight. Did your balls finally drop?" Nope. Went to see a VA shrink. A Phd in the matters of mental clarity according to the dictates given by a species still mired in muck. "They let you go home? No house arrest? No straight jacket? Wow, society is doomed." Yes it is parasi...
- March 26, 2024, 09:34:31 PM
- Forum: Writers Workshop
- Topic: Writers Parasite [Contains Adult Language & Situations]
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Aaargh! "That's what you get for having five corgis' Back in the day they were a bit more magical in speech than today but TODAY? Fucking insanity what with the babble, lies, tall tales, and bullshit. Thor got his kids stirred up. The cookie whore joined in. Ladybug was climaxing, Pluto boring a hol...
- March 26, 2024, 07:48:52 PM
- Forum: Writers Workshop
- Topic: Writers Parasite [Contains Adult Language & Situations]
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A large fellow. Broad shoulders, big hands, a looming forehead...A perfect example of the German stereotype. "Yah." Not very well versed in language skills. "Nein." Not very bright in the thought department. "Yah." He did like to eat people. Oh, you thought I was talking about a large fellow with br...
- March 25, 2024, 08:54:33 PM
- Forum: Writers Workshop
- Topic: Writers Parasite [Contains Adult Language & Situations]
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Do you feel it parasite? "I'd like to joke as say it is gas but wow... Serious shit now." Yeah. They never seem to learn. Tonight so many. Too many. It's sad "Whatever, they want it, and they now get it in all its faces." Fucking weird how a planet chose to down the goat trail instead of sailing the...
- March 24, 2024, 11:51:50 AM
- Forum: Writers Workshop
- Topic: Writers Parasite [Contains Adult Language & Situations]
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Played with a ribbon this morning Threads twined between time and respect _________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________...
- March 22, 2024, 08:31:31 PM
- Forum: Writers Workshop
- Topic: Writers Parasite [Contains Adult Language & Situations]
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Because I can.
Fucking fantastic and chock full of realization
Where too tonight during the hours of Owl light?
Beyond my knowledge?
Hurry and wait?
Ah yes...
fate.
Fucking fantastic and chock full of realization
Where too tonight during the hours of Owl light?
Beyond my knowledge?
Hurry and wait?
Ah yes...
fate.
- March 22, 2024, 07:27:32 PM
- Forum: Writers Workshop
- Topic: Writers Parasite [Contains Adult Language & Situations]
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"Wilma!" No, not Wilma, Agent Watson, or Filbert McFersion. "Before you?" Ha! Now in a voice there is much to be listened too and to smile is indeed a good thing for an idiot. * "Place of domicile?" School bus. "School bus?" Yes, I live in a school bus with a pet boa, two peacocks, four gold fish an...
- March 21, 2024, 09:38:26 PM
- Forum: Writers Workshop
- Topic: Writers Parasite [Contains Adult Language & Situations]
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So, inspiration. Inspired by so much and so little. Funny how that is. Anyway, Easter is inspiring. It is a day occurring every year and means much to many people, and little to a few people. For writers to write fiction or non-fiction about 'religion', specifically, God, is to tread on thin ice. To...
- March 21, 2024, 07:58:57 PM
- Forum: Writers Workshop
- Topic: Writers Parasite [Contains Adult Language & Situations]
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Got to thinking after watching old episodes of the Twilight Zone. The popular television show is better rooted in reality than the current crop of humanity. And I stand by this statement even after watching the episode where the old woman's home is invaded by an alien ship. Turns out the aliens were...
- March 20, 2024, 11:06:27 PM
- Forum: Writers Workshop
- Topic: Writers Parasite [Contains Adult Language & Situations]
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"Can't you see it Ben? It's all around you." Ben Big Ben Big Bad Ben. As for Putin, for all his 'wealth' stored up here on a planet hovering with Life, his death is assured and he will be happy with his fate. Life. Good old life... Life is not of this planet, never has never will. Life is the alien ...
- March 19, 2024, 10:36:55 PM
- Forum: Writers Workshop
- Topic: Writers Parasite [Contains Adult Language & Situations]
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Oh Look! A Butterfly!
(burp)
(burp)
- March 18, 2024, 08:54:29 PM
- Forum: Writers Workshop
- Topic: Writers Parasite [Contains Adult Language & Situations]
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As far as the definitions go regarding college professors, Professor Newman was nothing more. He also was nothing less as he sported a fairly bobbing blob of a belly. (no God, not yet. just a little bit more time please.) "What were you saying there. Yes you. The one wearing a pirate shirt." The pro...
- March 18, 2024, 06:53:55 PM
- Forum: Writers Workshop
- Topic: Writers Parasite [Contains Adult Language & Situations]
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"Wow!
Wowwy wow wow...
(meowww...purrrr....) Lick lick.
Did ya see that size of that dick?
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Wowwy wow wow...
(meowww...purrrr....) Lick lick.
Did ya see that size of that dick?
Excerpt scc :-0.015 glade cost per unit exceeds programmed parameters
- March 17, 2024, 12:14:47 PM
- Forum: Writers Workshop
- Topic: Writers Parasite [Contains Adult Language & Situations]
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"I ate the Blarney stone..." "That's okay parasite. I peed on it first." "Makes sense. Tasted like turpentine." "Happy shamrock day parasite." "You too shithead. You too." *** Ravens now know better than to feed the glance of wolves Spying local law entwined with corruption A calming feeling before ...
- March 17, 2024, 12:23:15 AM
- Forum: Writers Workshop
- Topic: Writers Parasite [Contains Adult Language & Situations]
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Hey parasite. Wanna know what happened today? "What? That you learned you were an idiot?" No. "Tell me you got kicked in the balls or that a car ran over your foot?" No. "Then I really don't give a shit what happened today." Good. Gonna tell you anyway. "Oh goody." *** True or False Written by: Is i...
- March 16, 2024, 12:39:58 AM
- Forum: Writers Workshop
- Topic: Writers Parasite [Contains Adult Language & Situations]
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Damn geese. Buzzing around all important looking. Cluttering up the sky and sucking up starlight like cracked corn. Of course the ladder made it's way home and Jack's dog totaled his car. (hid under the seat after putting it in reverse.) Napoleon was a interesting sod, an example of French understan...
- March 11, 2024, 08:04:58 PM
- Forum: Writers Workshop
- Topic: Writers Parasite [Contains Adult Language & Situations]
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(lucid thoughts? hardly. why ruin a perfectly insane moment of imprisonment) So. You're a writer? Ha! How's that working out for you? Not exactly what you thought? Maybe it's more than you 'thought'? You're obviously a reader, a bot, an alien, or an intelligent piece of fecal matter. Who..the...fuck...
- March 10, 2024, 10:37:09 PM
- Forum: Writers Workshop
- Topic: Writers Parasite [Contains Adult Language & Situations]
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Talking turtles.
Years and years go by and now listening to talking turtles.
What's next, a talking lobster?
Shit...
Years and years go by and now listening to talking turtles.
What's next, a talking lobster?
Shit...
- March 09, 2024, 11:17:37 AM
- Forum: Writers Workshop
- Topic: Writers Parasite [Contains Adult Language & Situations]
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Made a new batch of shine Corn mash sweat and sour drip drip drip Golden elixir turning clear as a babies soul Hound dogs bayin at the coons, waiting for the cougar and bear to leave the sheep alone Woman in the house joshlin with the kids Smoken on the pipe with the grin watchin the government man ...
- March 09, 2024, 12:43:06 AM
- Forum: Writers Workshop
- Topic: Writers Parasite [Contains Adult Language & Situations]
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Fished with a wolf today. A good day when the raven sat and spied for leftovers. So wonderful and serene and the talk of creation and science. Time came to talk about time. How to travel a billion light years in a mere second (and without losing bearing or place) Wolf explained parallel universes wi...
- March 08, 2024, 12:25:10 AM
- Forum: Writers Workshop
- Topic: Writers Parasite [Contains Adult Language & Situations]
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Wow... If that was the true state of the union than the union is beyond fucked "I'm pleased to tell you that I plan on passing a law killing all babies. All babies no matter where they are . It's a fucking woman's right! Women have rights! They vote! Kill. Kill. Kill." The nice thing about it all is...
- March 07, 2024, 09:57:34 PM
- Forum: Writers Workshop
- Topic: Writers Parasite [Contains Adult Language & Situations]
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Waiting For An Old Man Give a Speech Written by: Nnn Merican "Show us boobs!" The crowd outside were a rully and restless lot. On one side of the street some Antifa thugs dressed in full tactical gear were wearing dark sunglasses , helmets, and umbrella's. They were there to make sure Girl Scouts we...
- March 06, 2024, 08:03:06 PM
- Forum: Writers Workshop
- Topic: Writers Parasite [Contains Adult Language & Situations]
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How is it possible humans call themselves intelligent? 1. They kill babies in the womb and call it a 'right'. 2. They wage war and say it is God's 'will'. 3. Most don't believe in God or the opposite of God. 4. They steal, lie, rape, murder, destroy, molest, hate; all without hardly any thought or e...
- March 05, 2024, 09:33:17 PM
- Forum: December 2022/January 2023
- Topic: The forum and the Aphelion
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What a relief! I thought the worst and was pleased to hear it's only porn and robots. Robots and porn. (there could be a story to be written.) On a serious note though, thanks for the reply and knowledge. Aphelion has been well worth all the energy you all put into such a webzine. As Spock would say...
- March 05, 2024, 09:22:44 PM
- Forum: Writers Workshop
- Topic: Writers Parasite [Contains Adult Language & Situations]
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"Are you okay old man?" Children very young have sincerity in their voice, older children soon learn to ask questions as if they were accusations. The man smoking a pipe near a fire crackling nicely replied, "Yes. Yes young lady, I am perfectly fine. Here, sit and watch the fire with me." The young ...
- March 04, 2024, 07:43:05 PM
- Forum: Writers Workshop
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Speaking of thoughts, it is often that those dabbling in writing will do research on the topics they are writing about. Research helps with facts if writing non-fiction or if fiction it helps lead credence to the story. Inspiration can come from random research. An example is when researching Richar...
- March 03, 2024, 11:49:18 PM
- Forum: Writers Workshop
- Topic: Writers Parasite [Contains Adult Language & Situations]
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Carrots
Potatoes
Tomatoes
Wheat
Wild rice
What do the commonality of such bring?
The words change the taste of a meal while eating fish, pizza, and leading to thoughts of ice cream.
Potatoes
Tomatoes
Wheat
Wild rice
What do the commonality of such bring?
The words change the taste of a meal while eating fish, pizza, and leading to thoughts of ice cream.
- March 02, 2024, 11:11:24 PM
- Forum: Writers Workshop
- Topic: Writers Parasite [Contains Adult Language & Situations]
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When a writer writes about aliens and UFO's, the topics are relatable to human understanding of social structures and basic natural laws pertaining to the species. When a reader reads about aliens and UFO's, they find something they can relate too such as ships able to travel time and space, weapons...
- March 01, 2024, 07:33:01 PM
- Forum: Writers Workshop
- Topic: Writers Parasite [Contains Adult Language & Situations]
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"So. What's going on?" What do you mean parasite? "You're lost aren't you?" Lost? Are you deaf? Yes? No? What do you want me to say? Are you losing your fucking little teeny tiny miniscule dwarf mind?" Are you Snow White? Who? (we now return you to the channel of sanity. enjoy the rest of your day.)