Aphelion

Inspiration? The following headline today just begs to be written about. Man Hospitalized After Vehicle Collides with Parked Train in Southern Idaho "So. Did you see the train sitting still on the tracks?" Officer Barney was a bit perplexed talking with the man being loaded on the ambulance. "No. No...

"He is a monster!" "He could be a late fanger!" (how many writers have written a story about a dwarf getting his blood sucked out of him by a vampire?) *** Bernie used to be a normal cave dwelling dwarf. Much like Snow White with her dwarfs with their fucked up names, Bernie used to also conduct the...

How quaint her play
In a dress looking good
she had not been sleeping well, unless? Unless...Yes!
of course,
covering such lovely legs.

What fun!
Signs abounding beyond astounding while the osprey dominate the river below the bridge

Windows open to be closed
Clothes appear to those lost

It's the corgi's though, when they zoom in on crooning
Owooh Owooh!

And yes, toilet paper was indeed a grand invention.

Lets see. Iran lobs an attack from its lands against Israel. Israel and the U.S. military shoots down almost everything. Israel and the U.S. smile and think "We didda good! Yeehaa!" Iran grumbles and groans, or does it? Does Iran feel bad for embarrassing the crap out of itself? No? Yes? Lets turn i...

YaY!

"Did you finally get struck by lightning?'

Yep. Only not in the way you might think.

"Later. Don't have time for this shit."

Have fun parasite. Treat him nice.

"Go fuck yourself."

Nope. Had a nice talk with the sky. It was very enlightning...

Word association. When thinking of a word and then writing that word, continue writing the first word coming to mind. Ten words is the goal with as fast as you can type/think. 3,2,1... Go Bunny, slipper, know, shit, dog, cow, turd, biden, fish, conglomeration. "What the fuck was that exercise for?" ...

Cracks appeared in the structure. Cracks in the social fabric. Cracks in the dam. Cracks in the stability of sanity. "A spider small raced the dirt covered concrete as if the mission would succeed. It did not." Voices appeared to calm the paranoia. From every space in every place all across the plan...

There is inspiration for stories/poems/songs/paintings in absolutely everything. Lately in America there is something called, Powerball. A lottery. What's fun about lotteries is how so many want to 'win'. Some are addicted to gambling. Some people get together with others and pool their money to buy...

Please

Politely produces pleasant pleasures

Pizza, porn, pandering

I do like playing with my pp.

Wing Nut Written by: A naked man holding hands with God A rock splintered; manmade to tell of movement and time. split down the middle with a gap wider than a whores twat. only... why the profanity? (such to express sincerity of those of my kind) Never trust a man who only smiles and pretends to be ...

Flight of the Fire Fly
of this there is no doubt; death that day by the elevator

High as a flight could take wing; abstract shit
"Thor, knock that off!"

And then to mortis with Life
Ahh... yes...

to die again and again until there is no end

Amelia crashed into the sea with her plane.
Hitler died in his bunker.
Carol Burnet's guardian angel drank martini's

What does everything have in common?
Her
Him
Angels

There's the devil in the details.

Whee! Shotgun blast to the United States. See the holes? And, and and, peanut butter! Jam! Eggs! Potatoes! Wait a minute? Is it possible? Could it be? An omelet? Not an ordinary breakfast mind you, just the kind that churns the cream... * Binding the snakes into a glass ball. Mud crumbling off the s...

It was getting harder and harder for the man to be around electrical devices. Electrical fields were felt and manipulated. Matter was transported much like the "Beam me up Scotty," on a television show called, Star Trek. Today, he really felt it. Computers fried programming, a phone teleported, and ...

YaY!

"Did you eat the Easter Bunny again?"

Yay!

"I take that as a yes?"

Yay!

"Was he tasty?"

Yay!

"Can I have some?"

No. You can eat the green jelly beans. I hate green jelly beans.

"Okay, then what?"

We can continue to celebrate being free to continue annoying humanity.

"Yay!"

YaY!

Outside I see nothing
Inside i see a smile.

Parasite. It's time. "Time? For what? Oh please tell me you're gonna suffer and die soon. Are ya? Are you gonna suffer and die soon?" No. "Shit. Then is it time for pizza or pickled troll snot?" No. The parasite usually knows that when Robin asks such a question it usually means food or something bo...

Good to hear Homer. A reality show on Discovery regarding jet boats and fishing. Fucking fantastic. Best of luck and show the drone people how it is done, even piss off some enviro whackos to boot by clubbing the bass on the head with a stick. * Clubbing A club is a versatile tool. It has been used ...

"Oh my. You're inspired tonight. Did your balls finally drop?" Nope. Went to see a VA shrink. A Phd in the matters of mental clarity according to the dictates given by a species still mired in muck. "They let you go home? No house arrest? No straight jacket? Wow, society is doomed." Yes it is parasi...

Aaargh! "That's what you get for having five corgis' Back in the day they were a bit more magical in speech than today but TODAY? Fucking insanity what with the babble, lies, tall tales, and bullshit. Thor got his kids stirred up. The cookie whore joined in. Ladybug was climaxing, Pluto boring a hol...

A large fellow. Broad shoulders, big hands, a looming forehead...A perfect example of the German stereotype. "Yah." Not very well versed in language skills. "Nein." Not very bright in the thought department. "Yah." He did like to eat people. Oh, you thought I was talking about a large fellow with br...

Do you feel it parasite? "I'd like to joke as say it is gas but wow... Serious shit now." Yeah. They never seem to learn. Tonight so many. Too many. It's sad "Whatever, they want it, and they now get it in all its faces." Fucking weird how a planet chose to down the goat trail instead of sailing the...

Played with a ribbon this morning Threads twined between time and respect _________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________...

Because I can.
Fucking fantastic and chock full of realization

Where too tonight during the hours of Owl light?

Beyond my knowledge?

Hurry and wait?

Ah yes...

fate.

"Wilma!" No, not Wilma, Agent Watson, or Filbert McFersion. "Before you?" Ha! Now in a voice there is much to be listened too and to smile is indeed a good thing for an idiot. * "Place of domicile?" School bus. "School bus?" Yes, I live in a school bus with a pet boa, two peacocks, four gold fish an...

So, inspiration. Inspired by so much and so little. Funny how that is. Anyway, Easter is inspiring. It is a day occurring every year and means much to many people, and little to a few people. For writers to write fiction or non-fiction about 'religion', specifically, God, is to tread on thin ice. To...

Got to thinking after watching old episodes of the Twilight Zone. The popular television show is better rooted in reality than the current crop of humanity. And I stand by this statement even after watching the episode where the old woman's home is invaded by an alien ship. Turns out the aliens were...

"Can't you see it Ben? It's all around you." Ben Big Ben Big Bad Ben. As for Putin, for all his 'wealth' stored up here on a planet hovering with Life, his death is assured and he will be happy with his fate. Life. Good old life... Life is not of this planet, never has never will. Life is the alien ...

Oh Look! A Butterfly!

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