Merry Christmas 2017 and Happy New Year 2018 to you all

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Lester Curtis
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Re: Merry Christmas 2017 and Happy New Year 2018 to you all

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Cheers!
I was raised by humans. What's your excuse?
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Re: Merry Christmas 2017 and Happy New Year 2018 to you all

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Mom? Dad? I, I, I... finally have a picture of them.

In a galaxy far far way in a universe even farther, a plastic tree bought by aliens at a strange store known by all as, Walmart, was lost in a black hole where luck so happened that at the same time some aliens building a death star were warping through the hole also.

The tree and aliens merged and with the aid of the darkside, and then a new form of biological matter combined with Chinese plastic. Since they became so ugly there was nothing left to do except propagate the new species and voila!

And there you have it. A short story inspired by the picture.
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On a more serious note though, Merry Christmas to all, and may 2018 be another year where the human species does not destroy itself...yet... or breed with plastic trees from Walmart.
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