Aphelion

If youse read the story, youse would know that "groung" is a typo for "ground", as in the thing that jumps up and slaps youse when youse jump off a roof. (Kinda like the Irish blessing ("May the ground rise up to meet you...") turned nasty and cranked up a few orders of magnitude.)

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Or anything with Fabio or his successors on the cover!

(Did you cheer when the goose or seagull or whatever it was broke Fabio's nose? C'mon, admit it.)

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